My brain droppings.

25th
March

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT SICK BASS WOBBLE?
WE’RE GETTING CLOSE TO THE DUBSTEP GARDENS.

15th
January

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THE MOTHERSHIP RETURNS. AT LAST WE CAN LEAVE THIS DOOMED PLANET.
HUMAN GREED AND SHORTSIGHTEDNESS ARE REPUGNANT. ALL LIFE ON THIS SPHERE WILL PERISH FOR THE FOOLISHNESS OF ONE SPECIES. THEY ARE A VIRUS KILLING ITS HOST.
YOU SEEM UNHAPPY, Q’AR-CHÅK. DO YOU NOT WISH TO ESCAPE THE FATE OF THIS WORLD AND RETURN TO OUR HOME BEYOND THE SUN?
OF COURSE I DO. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW SEASON OF MAD MEN, THAT’S ALL.

26th
December

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THEY’RE ‘FEETS BY DRE’ NOISE CANCELING SOCKS AND THE BASS RESPONSE IS INSANE.
I’M LISTENING TO CAT STEVENS AND IT SOUNDS LIKE DUBSTEP.

28th
November

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‘FÜR ELISE’? SERIOUSLY?
IF YOU WANT ‘FÜR ELISE’ WE CAN CALL PAUL SANDERS FROM DOWN THE STREET. HE’S TEN. HE GOES TO MILDRED O. SHELTER’S ELEMENTARY. HE CAN PROBABLY WOW YOU WITH HIS HEARTFELT AND SOULFUL TAKE ON ‘CHOPSTICKS’ WHEN HE’S DONE.
I GRADUATED FROM JUILLIARD, SO THIS IS MAURICE RAVEL’S ‘GASPARD DE LA NUIT’. PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT AND STOP EATING UNTIL I’VE FINISHED.

26th
November

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I WISH THEY’D PUT IN A CHIPOTLE AROUND HERE.

Manila needs some mo’ Chipotle, son.

1st
November

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I’M- AHAHAA HHHHAAAHAHAH! AHA HHAAAAH HA-
I’M SORRY, IT’S JUST- HAHAHAH HAAAAH! HAAHAH! HAHAHAA AHHHA AHA-
I DON’T MEAN TO LAUGH THIS HARD, BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER ‘SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE’ ARGUMENT? I CAN’T EVEN- HAH AHAHAAAH HAAHAHHAHA!
OH, LORD. DID WE NOT JUST SPEND 20 MINUTES DISCUSSING KIM KARDASHIAN’S PATHETIC, MONEYGRUBBING SHAM OF A ‘MARRIAGE’ THAT DIDN’T EVEN LAST HALF A WEEK? THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO PROTECT? THAT’S YOUR IDEA OF SANCTIFIED?
HOOOOO! THAT’S RICH. THAT’S FUNNY STUFF. YOU’RE- HAHAHA! AHHH … YOU’RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT, YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT NICE AND HOLY. I TOTALLY GET IT.

21st
October

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WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

14th
October

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SHELLY, BEFORE YOU GO OUT, CAN WE TALK?
YOU’VE ONLY LEFT THE HOUSE FOUR TIMES THIS WEEK AND ALL YOU DID WAS GET MORE SUN CHIPS AND YELLOW TAIL FROM 7-11. I LIKE BREAKING BAD TOO. IT’S A GOOD SHOW, BUT YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK.